You spent part of your night watching some classic jerk off porn. Oh, don’t try and deny it. There is not a single, as in not one man, who doesn’t like to watch bro jerk-fests! Maybe, this is strictly the domain of the addicted strokers out there, but I think not. Men love to pound their meat and especially for each other. I have decided that it’s like a pissing contest, only with cocks in hand.

Now,your cock is hard and you are calling me. What exactly do you want me to do about it? Hmmm… I can only guess, but forget it! You’ve been edging this long and I just know that you can last a bit longer. Got a cramp in your wrist? Jeez!!! Shake it out , honey. This natural born cocktease is NOT going to give in to the 40 year old virgin. Of course , I know all about the puny pee-pee in your pants, that you jokingly call a dick.

Compulsive cock stroker of minute proportions, you have committed the ultimate sub sin. I have the means to tease a small cock, especially one that longs to be inside a sweet spot like mine. Enjoy jerkin’ your gherkin baby, you will be edging for me as long as I want!

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