Does size matter? Of course it does. It matters to you because you’re inadequate in the penis size department. I know, it may not seem fair that you stopped growing at a tender age. Oh well, I wanted to be five ten, but you don’t see me crying! My height doesn’t affect whether or not I get laid. This has become an obsession hasn’t it? You’re always looking around in the locker room at the gym to see if you measure up.
You don’t compare to most of what you see strutting around before showers, so just give it up. Being small doesn’t mean you aren’t useful. Your tongue can be used for so many hot holes. I know you love to use it! I’m sure you make a great creampie clean-up boy, don’t you? It may be humiliating to admit, but guys with small cocks have wonderful oral skills.
Certainly size does matter, but you can make up for it to a point. For the size queens out there you will never measure up, but use your tongue and the playing field is leveled a little bit.
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Let’s face it we all make fun of them. Small penises are hilarious! When a woman sees a tiny penis for the first time she laughs out loud and humiliates it, naturally. So small dick losers just accept Mother Nature cruel trick Tom Thumb! Hahaha.
You’re right, Miss Lena. Only small guys that have secret fears of cock rejection even wonder if size matters. And of course it does, but the moment I hear a guy talking about size, I can’t help but smile and there’s a sick little voice in my head that wants him to whip it out so I know just how pathetic he really is!
When you are young you don’t know if it matters. You wonder how you measure up. You don’t want to but you almost have to look – in the locker room. Some guys are so big. So big. Most are at least “average”. The big guys are so confident in the locker room. They are in no rush to cover up or get towels. How can you feel equal? But then you (try to) think maybe girls don’t really care but you slowly begin to overhear how girls talk. They talk in admiration for the big ones. They really do. Even “regular girls” (not just girls who call themselves “size queens”) seem to seek the endowed guys. They notice. You even, here and there, hear girls express annoyance with “little” or “tiny” guys. It is initially so humiliating. You feel timid and shy. Nervous if she reaches for your zipper. But as time goes by while it is still humiliating you want to hear about what she likes – or loves. You find you want to hear about the biggest ones she has had. Or the stories of big ones her friends have told her. It is still totally humiliating but now you want to hear it anyway. More than anything.