All your female friends start to ask for fashion or makeup advice. That’s not the only indicator that you should have been born with a pussy, but let’s start there. One of my callers has slipped into the territory of being one of the girls. Now that people in his sleepy little town suspect he’s a pansy, female friends think it is okay to ask how their outfit looks or if their new lipstick color makes their lips look plumper.

The girls are noticing how sissy looks even more feminine these days. They can’t help but ask if the little panty wearing bitch got his eyebrows arched. The faggot may have a tiny male appendage still attached, but it makes no difference. He knows he’s a sissy faggot because sales associates everywhere call him Miss before looking closely. Once they realize sissy could be um….not exactly female their tone changes. It’s okay, sissy faggots love being mistaken for girls. If people wonder, it is just further proof that you are definitely moving in the right direction.