Sometimes, you just have to be honest with yourself. Every day you look at the little thing in your pants and feel a flush of shame. What  good does it actually do, except allow you to use the bathroom? Some days you might even wish it wasn’t there at all. I mean, honey it doesn’t provide any pleasure. Only when you jerk it, does it do anything. Then it only does anything for you!

I know you aren’t in the dark about what your little dickie does not do. If it did it’s job, you wouldn’t be hiding that extension thingy in the second dresser drawer. That extension doesn’t cut it though, does it? After a few tries, your wife decided to stop having sex with you. Who could blame her, the dildo she has was better than you. She didn’t need that though because she just found a lover with a bigger cock!