Hey there, guys, have you ever been curious about stroking hands free? Well, I guess on second thought, that’s more “humping” than “stroking”! But regardless, is it something you’ve done or have thought about doing? If so, this post is for you!

As you know, I love humiliating little strokers like yourself. And what better way to do it than have you engage in stroking hands free for me? There are so many different things out there that you could hump for my entertainment, after all.

The First Rule Of Stroking Hands Free

The first rule of stroking hands free is, of course, the same as the first rule of regular stroking: No orgasms without permission. And since it amuses me to see you humping things regularly, there will be very few orgasms in your future. Consider it a form of evil extreme orgasm denial. If you cum, it’ll put an end to the entertainment (for me), so what you’re actually going to get is lots and lots of edging without orgasm instead.

So with that in mind, let’s get started with your hands free humiliation, shall we?

Stroking Hands Free With Pillows And Other Objects

The easiest way to get into stroking hands free is by humping things like pillows and couch cushions. Pillows are probably best, though, as you can change the pillowcase and wash the old one after you’re finished. Couch cushions are not quite as sanitary! But it’s your furniture, not mine, so if you wish to defile it that way, then feel free.

But pillows and couch cushions are not the only things you can hump. You can do other pieces of furniture, too, like chairs or mattresses. Ooh, it could be fun to watch you get down on your knees and hump a footstool, too. You could really put your back into that, I bet!

If you want to truly please your Mistress, you’ll hump like you mean it! It’s so funny to me to watch you stroking hands free on everything you can find. Oh, and don’t worry–I’ll be making fun of you the whole time. I’d never miss a golden opportunity like that!

Humping Legs And Feet

Now, if you really want to look desperate, why not hump a woman’s leg? Inanimate objects are funny enough. But if you’re so pathetic that you’d actually be a leg-humper or a foot fucker, then there’s not much else that can be said about you, is there? Your stroking hands free obsession has gone about as far as it can go.

Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll have plenty to say about you, no matter what you do! I’ll be laughing at you the whole time and dishing out all the humiliation I can think of. You’ll be Mistress’ pathetic little humping boy, and I’ll be cackling all the way to the bank. It’ll be so much fun!

So if you’re looking to try a new method of both stroking and humiliation, try stroking hands free! It’ll give you all kinds of new sensations on your useless little cock for you to enjoy. And it’ll really embarrass you as well! So, yes, two birds with one stone here. But most importantly, it’ll give your Mistress something new to laugh at you about. And that’s the most important thing, by far. Don’t you agree?

If you’re ready to get started with your stroking hands free session with me, go ahead and give me a ring. Your humiliation junkie self will love every minute of it, and so will I. I am really looking forward to watching you hump yourself stupid for me!