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Masturbation Palm Pilot With Ms Christine

Do You Remember The Palm Pilot?

Masturbation with Ms Christine

It’s what your palm was intended for…

It’s still Masturbation May and I’m sure the word “palm” makes you think of being able to stroke for me, doesn’t it? But the real question is, do you remember the Pam Pilot?  It was the iPad before the iPad, the smart phone before the smart phone – without the phone!  Anyway, this tease has nothing to do with those clunky pieces of technology!  This tease is all about palming your own orgasm pilot…

Always Get Hard And Warm Up Before Masturbation

A few rules.  You must have denied yourself for at least three days before you do this tease.  You will edge, but there is no guarantee you’ll get to cum.  Get hard for me stroker, then do your five minute stroking warm up.  One stroke every five seconds for a minute, then once every four seconds, increasing the stroke rate once a second for every minute you stroke.  Try not to edge during your warm-up, it’s just going to make it…more difficult on you! (You thought I was going to say harder, didn’t you?)

Palm Pilot Masturbation

Take your stroking hand, and put a nice dollop of lube in your palm.  Now, take your non-dominant hand – the one you don’t usually stroke with, grab your cock shaft right beneath the head, and pull back, all the way to the base.  Hold it there, pulling taut any lose skin.  Now, take your stroking hand, cup it over the head of your dick and start rubbing it.  Pretend you’re trying to make a ball of dough…feels good, right? Now do that for 5 minutes and see if you can actually get to the edge. Combined with the stroking you did, you should be close… I know that cock is throbbing and your head is leaking by now, surely.

Oh… you want to know if you can cum? lol… gee, I don’t know, this is Miss Lena’s blog, perhaps you should ask us both in comments and see if you can get at least one yes… good luck! 😉

Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine

You Can Stroke, But Cumming Is Not Promised

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Beg To Edge

What would the month of May be, without masturbation? Imagine that pleasing your mistress this month meant you were to be deprived of jerking privileges! You would have to deal with nagging, throbbing erections and sticky, damp underwear. Doesn’t sound like much fun, does it? After all, everyone else gets to rub one out. . . . → Read More: Beg To Edge

Make Masturbation More Fun

Hi Fellas! I hope you are really enjoying Masturbation May 2016. There are plenty of fun things going on around LDW to make this month more exciting. Whether you have decided to play pass the penis, just to please your mistress, or you are getting that cock controlled by a mastubatrix, try to add . . . → Read More: Make Masturbation More Fun

Stroke Away During Masturbation May


It’s here already. I know. I just love the photo! Of course, women masturbate too. This month the focus is on the addicted strokers out there. We all know how much you like to pull on that pud, some puny, others not so much, but May is also about laying some masturbation . . . → Read More: Stroke Away During Masturbation May

Masturbation May Is Upon Us

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Tormenting Your Cock and Balls

It is common knowledge that women are superior to you. What could a pathetic loser such as yourself possibly have to offer? The answer rings silently in your head. Since no woman wants to hear your wretched voice, maybe you could offer your cock? Oh, pu-leese!!! That inferior male appendage is the last thing . . . → Read More: Tormenting Your Cock and Balls

Miss Lena Gets Strict

I have always loved doing sessions that are sensual with a dominant edge to them. Over the time I have been at LDW though, I have become more strict with subs. I find that a call may start out with teasing , but after some time goes by, I become unwilling to let my . . . → Read More: Miss Lena Gets Strict

Graduate From Lurking To Calling

Have you been reading my blog for months and  not gotten up the nerve to call? Maybe you love looking at the pictures and pounding your pud. It is time for you to graduate from lurking to calling. It can be exciting to sit and read all by yourself, but wouldn’t that be escalated . . . → Read More: Graduate From Lurking To Calling

What To Do With Your Puny Peen

In case you haven’t figured out by now, your little dick is worthless! So what can you do with it, addicted little stroker? There is always the option of jerking it with two fingers.  Usually that  works just fine. Do not think you will be allowed to cum though. Cumming is only for dicks . . . → Read More: What To Do With Your Puny Peen