While you’re debating my use of the word cheap, make sure you put a reminder in your phone for these dates. These rates exist ONLY ON THESE DATES! And please, read the fine print because we don’t want to put you in the corner with a dunce cap on for a time out. Just like Cinderella’s coach, anniversary pricing will disappear once the clock strikes midnight, so don’t even ask. As a good submissive, your job is to be ready to call at the appropriate time and be prepared to serve.