I don’t tell everyone, but I am going to let you know that I do like to text nasty things. You may be in a location where it isn’t so conducive to talking on the phone. That is the perfect time to get on Skype and let your fingers do the walking. Just so we’re clear, I no longer get on Yahoo, since it doesn’t support webcam anymore. You strokers know how much I love to see you masturbate on cam.

Knowing you’re stroking and typing at the same time makes me laugh out loud! How humiliating it must be to have a slippery lubed hand, trying to text on the touch screen of your phone. Just as you get close to cumming, you see the words, “DENIED ORGAsM” ! Uh-oh. The slippery phone hits the floor 🙂 I can only imagine how hard(tee-hee) it is to jerk and type, but you do it so well. Don’t worry, I’m here to text just what you should do with your dick.